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The New and Improved Re:Creation

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In a move reminiscent of Christ himself, my favorite e-zine, The Holy Observer, is back! This is Christian satire and parody at its finest. Perfectly irreverent and hilarious, they put their finger on everything that makes us cringe about Christians and their culture.

A few years ago, the site went down without any explanation, so in their own tradition I wrote up a fake news article about what had happened. I never got around to posting it, but now is the perfect occasion. Looks like I may have been wrong!

Anyway, here it is:

PLYMOUTH, MI - Marcus Crosby, founder of the online newspaper The Holy Observer, was discovered dead in his apartment early this afternoon. While local authorities have not released any autopsy data as of yet,the police officer who responded to an anonymous tip and found Crosby (himself speaking on condition of anonymity) informed us that it looks as though Crosby had been dead quite some time, possibly weeks.

Suicide appears to have been ruled out, since Crosby suffered a number of massive blows to the head with some large, flat object that was removed from the scene of the crime. Our anonymous source also said that there were curious gold dust sparkles left in the impressions made in Crosby's skull, which may be meaningful evidence for the crime scene investigators.

While authorities are calling it murder, Crosby was indeed known to be somewhat of a recluse; we spoke with one of the tenants in his apartment building, who said that Crosby would often stay in his apartment for days, working on articles for his Internet newspaper, and only leaving to go for a jog around the nearby park from time to time.

When asked about The Holy Observer, Crosby's neighbor replied:

"Yeah, I knew he worked on that paper. What I couldn't figure out is how he could write so many news interviews without ever leaving his apartment! Maybe he always took the red-eye. Anyway, I haven't read [the news site] much myself, but I know it wasn't really popular with some folks, you know, the Fundamentalists and all. I bet you that's who's done him in; now I come to think of it, isn't the Fundamentalist Threat Level at "High" or something these days? Crosby must have been a ripe target...he obviously didn't take the right precautions."

Crosby's neighbor left off speculation there, but continued to say that he wasn't too worried about himself or his daughter, as they went to a nearby mega-church and were doing a good job at pretending to be "regular Christians".

"It's just not worth it these days not to believe, what with the religious and political climate in this country, and so many Fundamentalist leaders willing to call for assassinations at the drop of a hat! It's crazy--they must not be reading their Hezekiah very closely! Aren't we supposed to observe the news of the Lord?"

A homeless woman who had been spending the nights in the park across from Crosby's apartment proved to be a valuable resource for local authorities. While they were initially inclined to regard her as delusional, due to her reports of "glorious silver laptops" appearing under nearby trees when no one was looking, she has provided the only sliver of a lead they have. Apparently, earlier in the week, she was woken by the sound of a door closing and looked across the street to see someone run down the stairs from Crosby's apartment, jump into a white 15-passenger van, and drive off.

She said she took no notice of the event because she thought it was Crosby himself leaving. Crosby did not own a vehicle, however, and so law enforcement believes this woman might have caught a glimpse of the killer and getaway vehicle. Initial reports also indicate that the vehicle was not entirely nondescript, but appeared to be a professional service vehicle of some kind, as there was a phrase written across the length of it. Despite prodding from police psychologists, however, the homeless woman has not been able to remember the words, though she has said that it was not a delivery van, such as FedEx, and instead looked like a passenger vehicle.

Crosby's next-of-kin are not known, nor is it known whether there were collaborators on his website project, which evidence indicates he was preparing to update with a new issue of The Holy Observer. Unfortunately, his Apple laptop was destroyed, and authorities have found only sketch-drafts of the to-be-published articles. They are now perusing them in the hopes of finding some incriminating evidence the killer might have been trying to prevent being published.

Authorities are also scouring The Holy Observer online (which has been left unchanged since the end of 2004) for clues, and are hoping to add a few names to the suspect list, since Crosby was in the habit of making public vitriolic and/or ignorant feedback e-mails and then commenting on them. We were informed that the most promising lead is one "Carol", who said that Crosby was a "blight on [the information] highway", and who might have a grudge against Crosby and The Holy Observer, or other motives for revenge.

A team of analysts has reportedly been set to a somewhat different task--discovering if there are any others who worked on The Holy Observer--with the goal of warning them of and protecting them against similar attacks. Plymouth police chief Frank Cassano has received special confirmation from the FBI that they will be invited to accept the asylum of the US Witness Protection Program, which has a high degree of success in potentially-serial cases like this one.

For now, readers are advised to be aware that the Christian Fundamentalist Threat Level is indeed at orange, or "High", and to restrict activities which might bring attention from the Religious Right. Furthermore, if you have any information regarding this crime or anyone connected to The Holy Observer, you are asked to please contact Chief Cassano.

My car

When I decided to go to Africa for 6 months (and do who knows what after that), it became increasingly clear that keeping my car was not going to be easy. Insurance payments and finding a place to store it just weren't options. And so, somewhat grudgingly, I began the process of trying to sell it about a month ago. At that time it was a very practical and financial decision, and I didn't think much of it. Now I'm sitting here with the fattest wad of cash I've ever seen, no car, and surprisingly strong emotions.

I feel, for whatever reason, as if I've lost a friend or a long-loved pet. It can't be the wheels themselves--if anything, having a car has been somewhat of a burden with gas prices being so high, having to worry about maintenance, etc... For the most part, I didn't need a car in Palo Alto, and I certainly don't need one to get around here in San Francisco. So why do I miss my beautiful white Civic?

I think a lot of things are wrapped up in it. It was the first car I ever bought, during my junior year at Stanford. I can remember being with my parents at the car lot, learning the tricks of the car buying trade, knowing what I wanted but knowing I couldn't afford it, and finally finding a good (if expensive) match in my little Civic. That was a somewhat momentous process in and of itself, and the car loan was the first monthly payment I ever had! Definitely "coming of age".

But fundamentally, it has to be the memories. Memories of adventure, companionship, solitude, of joyful or tearful singing in the only place I could go where I didn't have to worry about anyone hearing. Memories of driving a girl to dinner (and trying to be all cool because I was driving stick), or memories of the drive up the 280 to San Francisco, hitting the steering wheel and crying in frustration because I'd fouled up yet another romantic opportunity. Memories of driving cross-country with David and camping in a deserted Joshua Tree, or tackling the winding 140 before dawn with Dan dozing, on our way to a climb in Tuolumne.

For me, the car was never something I got into to take me to work--never anything I dreaded. Sure, I used it for grocery shopping and day-to-day errands, but the vast majority of the 40,000 miles I put on it were road trip miles, adventure miles, real life miles. So tonight, as I watched the new owner drive away, it felt somehow wrong, as if he had stolen many of my favorite moments from the past four and a half years. I wanted to run after and say, "No! I take it back!" I think we both got a fair deal out of the transaction, but something inside says that I sold the car ("her", if you want to anthropomorphize) far too cheaply.

Well, at the end of the day, she's just a chunk of metal and gears, however pretty she was. And I'm not meant to care that much about a chunk of metal and gears. The memories will have to find another repository, and I'm sure they'll last much longer than the car, however the new owner treats it! For now, I need the money to pursue the path that I've chosen. I could spiritualize the moment more than is necessary, and claim that it was for the kingdom of God (and who knows, maybe it is), but that's not the point. Whatever the case, I just sold my most financially valuable possession. Not quite "everything", but it's a start.

So, in honor of the car's exit from my life story, I thought I'd post a few (chronologically ordered) pictures to commemorate the role it played in a lot of really important moments for me. Of course, it's not an exhaustive album, but it will have to do.

Goodbye, Little Car!

I had the opportunity to spend a week with my parents in Costa Rica recently, and wanted to share some photos from the trip. They're primarily from San Jose, where we spent most of our time, but a few are from the Tabacon hot springs up near the volcano Arenal.

Simply click on the photo below to see the whole photo set at Flickr:

The world is a flood, a roaring flood
	Of different voices and experiences
Each a call, a clamor for justification
	Each drowning out all else

The song is shrill, fingers in ears
	Eyes closed, mouth working
Streams that shatter instead of flow
	(Just one sperm gets the egg)

Cast in the torrent we sink or swim
	And in both the drift inexorable
Downward in the great dissipation
	A waterfall of pure selfish Shout

By some chance an eddy forms
	A silence outside the current
A strange vacuum we find, and
	Hear ourselves for the first time

My great contribution to the world
	My voice in its endless streams
Now in the beautiful stillness
	Is heard as a strident “me, me, me”

In the clatter my voice was my own
	As a puppet may be unique in all respects,
But still moved by the same strings:
	Essence of chains though seeming free

In these backwaters there’s no need
	To scream ourselves deaf in isolation
But listening together, a voice ex nihilo invades
	Low frequency song from eternity past

The song was there in the flood
	A hum of bass or treble dance of stars
But in the quiet heard for what it is
	The tale of a different Stream altogether

Then a snake of a current grabs ahold
	The quiet corner is no more
We disappear back into the noise
	The striving to tell right from wrong

And we forget the sound of the voice
	That alien song of still, deep pools
But we remember the memory,
	And hope that by its magic
		We might spin free from the flood once more

My community spent a week in the wilderness recently, trekking from Mammoth to Tuolumne in California's Sierras. It was an incredible journey, filled with fun, rest, and even a few challenges along the way (including some adrenalin-pumping encounters with bears). Sadly, my camera broke on day 2, but I did manage to capture a few shots, and the last ones these lenses did see were, quite frankly, astounding. The colors involved in alpine sunsets are fantastic!

Just click on the picture to access the photo set.

Backpacking in the Sierras